jealousy; turning saints into the sea

pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

(via cheerfullittlenerdgirl)

dorkstrider:

do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you” 

(via cheerfullittlenerdgirl)

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

(via cheerfullittlenerdgirl)

shippery:

I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE

(via cheerfullittlenerdgirl)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(Source: iseeavoice, via cheerfullittlenerdgirl)

thedarklordwearsprada:

the-face-of-broe:

frickingloki:

sassy-gay-karkat:

its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres

they still arent in new york

somehow they’ve landed on gallifrey

the penguins have the tardis

(Source: clockiel, via cheerfullittlenerdgirl)